#betchesnburlesque: A Parody Dance and A$$ Cabaret

Parody. Dance. Ass. “Renewed my faith in the power of a single banana, if only for a moment.”
The best and the brightest burlesque and modern dancers give you their spin on the earnest tease, impossible levels of sexiness, and embodied objectification, all in the name of #flavor, f@kking cabaret, and emotional movement, in a night of parody, dance, and honestly just whatever tf else this run-on sentence feels like describing! We’ve been making an absolute g-d d-mn mess of this stage for over a year and we promise it’s just weird enough for you.

< Partial nudity, y'all!! Some acts are clothed, some only hold back on the nips, tips, and lips.

< Front rows are interactive-optional and sometimes receive titillating small prizes from our generous co-hosts.
(Don’t worry, we’re great with boundaries!)

Bring dollar bills to throw! Or, if you’re lazy, come early and exchange big bills for ones. Why not also get here early to eat and drink in the theater? Why not tip your server and earn an eternity of cheese curds in Valhalla? Why not come dressed as a balloon animal and pop yourself in the bathroom? WE DON’T KNOW! BUT WE BELIEVE IN YOU!

"I had such an amazing time at the last show. Your cabaret filled a hole that's been in my heart for years. Not only were the dances utterly entertaining and fun, that stage had a ridiculous amount of talent on it!” – Scott Pakudaitis

"I can't believe the 1992 Bratislavian team – the bronze medalists in rhythmic and acoustic gymnastics – actually took a break from the Pepsi Live Tour to strip here… It's been a dream of mine since I was a child."

“I had never actually contemplated my bussy in that way before. Thanks?”

"Truly a work of comedy genius."

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Photo: Bill Cameron

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Tickets are $15. Doors open at 9:30PM.
Full menu available from your seat! Come eat and drink in the theater before and during the show!